Poem: He Walks In Beauty Like The Night
Title: He Walks In Beauty Like The Night
Author:
kalichan
Rating: 13+
Genre: POETRY
Pairing/Characters: John Barrowman, Captain Jack Harkness, OFC
Warning/Spoilers/Notes: So I was having a little conversation withrm, about fans, celebrity, and verse. This was the result. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Disclaimer: It's all true, baby. Except not.
Summary: ~I want a dream lover so I don't have to dre-e-am alone...~
The rest of fandom is clearly wack
For not seeing there's more to Jack
Maybe it's that I just don't belong
But it's bigger than his enormous schlong.
His crisp salute,
the way he, in the TARDIS, would toot
(You know that he's Scotch...
See... it's not just his crotch!)
What's that, you say?
Not truly Jack but an actor who’s gay?!
Lies! We have an astral spirit bond
He sends me secret messages from beyond
It was for me he put the Dalek in the Pond.
Author:
kalichanRating: 13+
Genre: POETRY
Pairing/Characters: John Barrowman, Captain Jack Harkness, OFC
Warning/Spoilers/Notes: So I was having a little conversation with
rm, about fans, celebrity, and verse. This was the result. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Disclaimer: It's all true, baby. Except not.
Summary: ~I want a dream lover so I don't have to dre-e-am alone...~
The rest of fandom is clearly wack
For not seeing there's more to Jack
Maybe it's that I just don't belong
But it's bigger than his enormous schlong.
His crisp salute,
the way he, in the TARDIS, would toot
(You know that he's Scotch...
See... it's not just his crotch!)
What's that, you say?
Not truly Jack but an actor who’s gay?!
Lies! We have an astral spirit bond
He sends me secret messages from beyond
It was for me he put the Dalek in the Pond.
The rest of the poem doesn't either. Or at least, not very well, alas.
The poet-speaker is a little... challenged. *g*
ANNUNCIATE.
PROMULGATE.
(ELONGATE?)